Erin O’Toole Comes Out as a B.B.W. (Beautiful Bald Woman)

Erin O'Toole

Stunning, Brave, and shining like a gorgeous cue ball, Erin O’Toole has finally come into her own. When O’Toole first became leader of the Conservative Party of Canada he was a grimy straight white male who was oozing with privilege and patriarchal oppression. But now she is a blossoming progressive starlet with calves for days.

Last year Erin finally recognized Climate Change and Alberta’s Oil and Gas Industry as the biggest threat to humanity. On top of that she has bounced on board with every single LGBTTQQI2SA agenda item from lifting the blood ban for Gay Men and accepting radical transgenderism being taught to young Canadian kids. You go girl !

As a progressive open-minded and government-funded newspaper we are happy to see Erin finally embrace and celebrate who she truly is – but to be honest – it’s still not nearly enough.

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